SITE 51 // UPLINK SECURE — THE ONLY BLACK SITE THAT SELLS BLACK TEES
Alien Frank Mini Saucer Tee
FIELD REPORT — SUBJECT "FRANK" / POCKET-SIZE THREAT
Frank got smaller. The saucer did not. He is sitting there holding the whole ride like a lunchbox, antennae up, smile on, like this is a totally normal Tuesday in the desert.
Do not ask where the full-size ship went. He will only say "classified," and then offer you copper.
Wear it black. Soft launch your invasion.
THE PART WITHOUT JOKES
Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft, light, true to size, not a boxy promo tee
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Side-seamed with a ribbed collar and shoulder tape, so it holds its shape
Black only
Big front print. Nothing on the back.
Printed and shipped in the USA
KEEPING FRANK ALIVE
Wash cold, inside out, hang dry. Skip the bleach and don’t iron the print. Do that and he’ll outlast the shirts you paid more for.
Every order ships with an Alien Frank card from the desert.
Area 51 Precious Metals — veteran owned, family operated.
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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